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POSTED ON January 17, 2020  - POSTED IN Fun on Friday

Florida man…

Uh oh! You know something good is coming, right?

Here it is — Florida man refuses to pay for gold-plated steak he didn’t order, Salt Bae calls cops

POSTED ON December 27, 2019  - POSTED IN Fun on Friday

We’re less than a week away from New Years Day and I already have my 2020 resolution queued up and ready to go.

Wanna know what it is?

I hereby resolve not to make any New Year resolutions!

POSTED ON December 20, 2019  - POSTED IN Fun on Friday

I love this season. In my never-to-be-humble opinion, Christmas really is “the most wonderful time of the year.” I love the songs. I love the decorations. I love the food. (A little too much, as the scale will confirm on Jan. 1.)

I also love the memories. And now I’m going to wreck one of yours. I apologize in advance.

POSTED ON December 6, 2019  - POSTED IN Fun on Friday

Moving is awful.

I’m speaking from recent experience. We are in the process of moving from central Kentucky to northern Florida. I say “in the process” because you don’t just move. It consumes your life for months on end.

POSTED ON November 29, 2019  - POSTED IN Fun on Friday

So, did you go Black Friday shopping this morning?

I didn’t. In fact, I have never gotten up to join the Black Friday hordes. There isn’t a Walmart deal that can entice me to go shopping at 5 a.m. I like to sleep more than I like saving a few bucks. Not only that, I worked at Toys R Us in my younger days and once had to break up a fist-fight over a Power Ranger on Black Friday. It’s scary out there. You need to be careful.

POSTED ON November 22, 2019  - POSTED IN Fun on Friday

Remember a couple of months ago when I told you about the stolen toilet? Well, they still haven’t found it.

For those of you who missed that one, you’re probably wondering why on earth anybody would steal a toilet. Well, it was made out of gold. Eighteen-karat gold to be precise. The golden potty was valued at about $6 million. Theives stole it from the Blenheim Palace in England.

POSTED ON November 15, 2019  - POSTED IN Fun on Friday

People spend a lot of money for headphones and earbuds. I totally get it. I’m a bit of an audiophile myself. There’s nothing like good music played through good-sounding headphones. But in my never-to-be-humble opinion, a lot of the high-end headphones are utter crap. This is because of the obsession with boosting the bass.

Hey! Whoever just said, “OK boomer,” I heard that! And I’m not a boomer. I’m an X-er. So turn up the Nirvana.

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